Now, something romantic for all our hardworking contractors and service professionals out there - some humor!

Girlfriend: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boyfriend: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girlfriend: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet." 

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Wife: "You carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Husband: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Husband: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Wife: "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes and no."

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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."

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Haha!

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