A contractor is feeling lonely, so he goes to the pet store to buy a talking parrot.

The pet store owner agrees to sell the parrot to the contractor but gives him a warning, "This parrot talks but it also has the habit of saying bad words."

The contractor smiles. He tells the pet store owner it's no problem. He doesn't like swearing but he knows how to fix the problem of a cussing bird.

He takes the parrot home and everything is fine for the first few hours. When the bird gets hungry, however, he lets out an assault of words so dirty that it would make a sailor blush. The contractor calmly takes the parrot out of the cage and puts it into the freezer.

The contractor waits a few seconds and pulls the parrot out of the freezer.

He looks the shivering parrot right in the eye, "Are you going to use bad words anymore?"

The parrot says, "No. I won't swear anymore. But... I have one question."

"Yes?" responds the contractor.

The parrot nods his head back toward the freezer, "What did the turkey do?"

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